African – Nigerian Movie Review
The Maidens ~ 2010
Story – Christopher Ozoemena
Screenplay – Emeka Amakeze
Director – Iyke Odife
Producer – Christopher Ozoemena
Actors and Actresses Starring:
Mercy Johnson – Rhoda Nigerian Actress
Rita Dominic – Queen Angela Nigerian Actress
John Dumelo – King Desmond Ghanaian Actor
Biola Ige – Linda
Chiwetalu Agu – Paul
Emeka Amakeze – Kizito
Adaorah Ukoh – Adaoki
Angela Okorie – Juliet
Chukwuma Uchegbu – Reverend Father
Mercy Jane Idewe – Rose
Blessing Inans – Grace
Chidi Chijioke – Chijioke
Nollywood Themes:
Royalty in Nollywood Film
Marriage in Nollywood Film
Family in Nollywood Film
My Rating – 40%
King Desmond played by John Dumelo rules his household with an iron fist. Not satisfied with his wife, played by Rita Dominic he takes to sleeping with the palace maidens. He ends up getting a maiden called Juliet played by Angela Okorie pregnant. She is cut up about the whole situation and feels as though she has betrayed the Queen’s kindness, but at the same time felt unable to resist the King’s advances. The king moves her into luxury accommodation and rejoices when she bears him a son. If this development does not throw the harmony of the palace into disarray the shenanigans that follow surely will.
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The first scenes are way too long. I felt totally bored just waiting for something to happen. In fact the whole of Part 1 is long and protracted. Hardly anything happens and I only hung in there because of the stellar cast, particularly to watch Rita Dominic having not seen her in a movie for a while. There is some improvement in part 2. We see the king find favour with the maiden Linda played by Biola Ige and the drama that ensues when her boyfriend and palace employee catches her sneaking out of the Kings room.
Speaking of Biola Ige I have to ask again WTF? If you don’t know what those three letters stand for, ask me and I will tell you. I need to say it three more times. WTF? WTF? WTF? I have to say she is not grating on me as much as she first did because they have thrown her in so many movies I have had to develop techniques to lessen the torture, but I still don’t get it. THE GIRL CAN’T ACT POINT BLANK. If you must keep using her, train her or something. This is getting ridiculous.
Linda’s dad Paul, played by Chiwetalu Agu had a cheek getting upset about the fact that she was sleeping with the king when HE was the one that encouraged it. Now if the king had wanted to marry Linda I’m sure Papa Paul would have been shucking and jiving but because the king discarded her like a used condom he is now giving her a telling off. Hypocrite!
The Queen too had some nerves scolding the maids for all the “frivolities” taking place with the King in the palace. She tells them that they are taking, “liberties” by sleeping with her husband. Ex-cah-youuuuuse me miss! Is your husband not the married one and the one in a position of power? She should have been talking to him instead of the maids. They are powerless if they want to keep their jobs.
Don’t you think Ijeoma Okorie who plays Juliet looks like a young Phylicia Rashad? That’s Claire Huxtable from the Cosby show for those that don’t know. Very pretty girl and from this one performance I have hopes she can do good in Nollywood.
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When the Queen appointed Rose as the new maiden to attend to her husband after Juliet’s pregnancy debacle I couldn’t stop laughing. How are you going to appoint the sex bomb that is Mercy Johnson to attend to your husband and you know he can not keep it in his pants? Any sane woman would not do that. The Chemistry between John and Mercy was too much. Fire. In fact since he could not help himself from sleeping with everyone why didn’t she sack those young chicas and get some elderly maidens up in the place. Or even better still replace them all with some men.
What was the deal with the Queen not sleeping with her husband because of religious convictions? I didn’t get what that was all about. If she wanted to be in a marriage without sex why didn’t she marry Jesus and become a Reverend Sister? And how did all the maidens get to know the King wasn’t sleeping with the Queen? I didn’t see him blabbing about it.
I thought it was weird how the King and Queens daughter featured heavily at the beginning of the movie and then all of a sudden she is gone. No sign of her until part 3 when she goes to console her father after Juliet loses the baby. The King is absolutely shameless. What kind of man is this that will be trying to sleep with everywoman in the palace even when the Queen is home and awake. He was completely lacking in discretion. He deserved to feel the wrath of Rhoda for all the pains he caused his wife.
Why did the King not notice that Rhoda’s coy act was a ploy. From shy and sweet she puts on some royal attire and turns into a monster. Was he so smitten that he couldn’t immediately see the change? Personally I thought the change was too sudden for him not to notice. She changed to self assured and arrogant overnight.
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I would not recommend the movie. It was just about watchable but watching a whole 4 parts was simply too much for me. I fell asleep uncountable times and so many times I wanted to give up but continued thinking that it has to get better. I mean it did get slightly better and it had its good moments and its funny moments but they were too few and far between for me to tell someone to watch the movie on that account. Great cast on the whole, but totally wasted. THUMBS DOWN!





I just wish John Dumelo could be a bit more selective about the roles he plays. He stole the show in A Private Storm only to come and act in this shoddy movie!
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